Just about everyone, and especially drivers ed students, should be required to ride with a tow truck operator for just one day. Especially cops and government leaders who enact laws against really idiotic drivers. Now I'm not talking about those few times when one us runs a stop light, because we thought it was green, I'm talking everyone fro 16 to 80 who gets behind the wheel, just to see how really unintelligent some drivers really are. I've always said for the elderly, to have someone drive them around to medical and other appointments. If those senior citizens who are far from stupid, just a bit rusty on driving skills, be required, to take a skills test at every drivers license renewal.
I came so close to clobbering several drivers Thursday, that I'll be Farmer Brown, if I didn't cuss a few. Sheesh. Drive it, don't herd it, must be that herd mentality we heard so much through this Covid-19 scare.
Okay then; This subject comes around worse than a few bad hot dogs on race day.
I've always wondered, why there could be and I'd volunteer to be part of it. But why can't the record be set in the Guiness book of World records for and of a man(me) kissing a woman's feet and or toes in nylons? It's never been done. Additionally, to see just how long this defeet, could be done before a guys gag reflex cut in. Could you be smotheredin this way?
A ton of years now just before I got my full time Drivers License, for a few misadjusted minds had it to where I had to attend Twin Falls High School. In so doing I had to reside, with this Prudential Insurance sales-guy, whom Dad and Mom knew really well. One Sunday right after their church services, most of which I didn't understand, when we got home, I made some inroads to finding out what it would be like to be cut off from all other air intake, except through several cupped feet and toes in nylons. Two daughters, A wife, and one other young Miss, were the contributors to this fully scientific experiment. They did the feet, toes, sat on my face, crotch laid on my face everything. This was not a thing of any kind of sexual gratification. This was a scientific experiment. Of course when the old man came home, it was a get the f, out and that ended that. However, the search for someone to pull this off with me, goes on. Now this has some commercial, promotional value. Somewhere, hell it could even be me, but some grand dragin wagon master, decided to pronounce the word TOW as TOE as it should be. Without going into a long turn of history here, I thought doing a Cinderella smooch, with LexiBelle in the background would be just that one thing that tipped the scales in our favor to generating more tow calls. Somewhere in the mix, someone said why not make this something that could be done, and yet generate some donation cash to a charity, like St. Jude's, Hospital, or the Shiner's. Have say a place like a shopping mall's stores and patrons, pledge some chump change, for each minute or hour I could continually smooch a honey's paws in nylons. I saw several other things like this done, like people keeping their hands on a car, people pledge cash for how long these people, could keep their hands on the car which, at the termination, would win the exact same car. Yet when it comes to a lady's paws, seems as though the attitude changes. It's not the same after all as aggressive as, laping up the goo, between her legs, or to slurp the results of overnight lactation. Nope, just the feet/toes in nylons. Why is this such a difficult concept?
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